historyofromanovs:

ONE DAY, little Tatiana was made to be ready to go out and the children’s nanny, Margaretta Eager, went to get her coat. But when she returned, she saw the other nurse shaking the girl. “How dare you shake Tatiana?" exclaimed Miss Eager. "You are paid to take care of her, not correct her!" 
The child turned her eyes to her and asked, obviously surprised: “She is paid?" "Yes," replied the governess. "She is paid, and I, also, am paid." Hearing that, little Tatiana put her head on her nurse’s shoulder and wept bitterly. Miss Eager was flummoxed. "You have seen me get my money every month." She tried to figure what was wrong. But the Grand Duchess stated: "I always thought it was a gift to you!”
A long explanation followed, that it was necessary the governess was paid, as she had no money of her own and her way of earning money was to look after the children. The next morning, Miss Eagar awoke and Tatiana was standing by her bed. “May I get into your bed?" the child pleaded. And as she cuddled down in the arms of the governess, she exclaimed: "Anyway, you don’t get paid for this.” [Source]

historyofromanovs:

NE DAY, little Tatiana was made to be ready to go out and the children’s nanny, Margaretta Eager, went to get her coat. But when she returned, she saw the other nurse shaking the girl. “How dare you shake Tatiana?" exclaimed Miss Eager. "You are paid to take care of her, not correct her!"

The child turned her eyes to her and asked, obviously surprised: “She is paid?" "Yes," replied the governess. "She is paid, and I, also, am paid." Hearing that, little Tatiana put her head on her nurse’s shoulder and wept bitterly. Miss Eager was flummoxed. "You have seen me get my money every month." She tried to figure what was wrong. But the Grand Duchess stated: "I always thought it was a gift to you!

A long explanation followed, that it was necessary the governess was paid, as she had no money of her own and her way of earning money was to look after the children. The next morning, Miss Eagar awoke and Tatiana was standing by her bed. “May I get into your bed?" the child pleaded. And as she cuddled down in the arms of the governess, she exclaimed: "Anyway, you don’t get paid for this.” [Source]

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thekamstermck-fallen-angel:

a-soldiers-fallen-angel:

weteevee:

parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP”

me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES, AND SENT YOU 23 TEXTS, AND NO RESPONSE”

my parents: “wow sorry i was busy”

The Winchesters Everyone

I shouldn’t have laughed as hard as I did

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thorxndor:

kinda want a relationship kinda don’t ever want to give someone the power to hurt me 

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How guys take dick pics

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neptunain:

the arctic monkeys look like a 50s gang and im afraid they’re going to come out of the shadows one night and rhythmically snap their fingers at me

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thefrogman:

Otis likes helping his grandma with household chores.
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Otis likes helping his grandma with household chores.
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Otis likes helping his grandma with household chores.
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Otis likes helping his grandma with household chores.
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Otis likes helping his grandma with household chores.
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Otis likes helping his grandma with household chores.
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Otis likes helping his grandma with household chores.
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Otis likes helping his grandma with household chores.
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Otis likes helping his grandma with household chores.
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thefrogman:

Otis likes helping his grandma with household chores.

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odditymall:

The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.
—->http://odditymall.com/pepper-spray-that-takes-a-picture-and-alerts-the-police
odditymall:

The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.
—->http://odditymall.com/pepper-spray-that-takes-a-picture-and-alerts-the-police
odditymall:

The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.
—->http://odditymall.com/pepper-spray-that-takes-a-picture-and-alerts-the-police
odditymall:

The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.
—->http://odditymall.com/pepper-spray-that-takes-a-picture-and-alerts-the-police

odditymall:

The Defender is a pepper spray that when sprayed takes a picture of the person you’re spraying and sends it the police along with your GPS location, user information, as well as flashing a bright light in the attackers face and emitting a loud alarm.

—->http://odditymall.com/pepper-spray-that-takes-a-picture-and-alerts-the-police

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darkchocolatecreature:

roy-ality:

theprettylittlewallflower:

youngblackandvegan:

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

amen

That was me earlier tonight

This is why I’d rather stay in most nights lolol

OMG this is so me! The amount of anxiety I get as I am getting ready for a party is ridiculous

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